Friday, September 24, 2010

On Classless Fans

You know what, just once, in a hockey discussion, I'd love for someone NOT to bring up Michigan's economy as a tool for insult. That's low, not to mention we can't really help it.

You'll see it everywhere online, and sometimes even in person - go to any message board where Wings hate is the standard, and you will inevitably see some idiot spewing his crap about how no Wings fans have jobs or all of the buildings in Detroit are burned out and full of crack dealers.

First of all, this has nothing to do with hockey, and it's a total cheap shot. It'd be like going to see the new Wall Street movie as a film critic, and in your review, you say the movie sucks because Michael Douglas has cancer.

Secondly, do I *need* to mention Cabrini-Green?

Unfortunately, these idiots that say this stuff have no ammo for the topic at hand. Pittsburgh and Chicago hockey "fans" are notoriously dumb when it comes to hockey; that's why you'll only hear derisive name chants and "Detroit sucks" in addition to the shameful vitriol about Michigan's dire straits.

Fans of other teams have said it before, but it's nowhere near as concentrated and frequent as it is from the mouths and fingers of Kane lovers and Crosby lovers.

I'd hazard a guess that nearly everyone who reads this in Michigan knows someone who has lost a job or a business in the last 5 years. I do. Even if it's not in your immediate family, surely you know someone who was affected, especially if they worked in the automotive business. Honest, hard-working, blue collar people who could work forever are out of a job because of things like their division shutting down to cut costs for the business...or maybe they make too much money.

Is this something to be made fun of?

No one stops to think of what those families have to go through. Some are forced to go out and apply for every job under the sun - some they're not even really qualified for - and possibly have to take multiple jobs just to cover the basic costs of living.

Forced to move out of their homes because they can't afford it. Kids put in foster homes. Parents living in the streets. The buildings falling into disrepair.

Why is THIS where these morons have to go to try and get under our skin? As I said before, that's just low, and really should never be dignified with a reaction. For God's sake, it's hockey; it's ultimately a child's game. I'm all for smacktalk, but come on. If you've nothing relevant to say, then kindly shut the fuck up.

If you really want to bring up financial hardships and empty buildings, then I'll bring up how empty Mellon Arena was only 6 years ago, and how the Pens were almost moved. Or how about I bring up the emptiness of the United Center...even THREE years ago?

Of course, these won't hit that close to home; we're attacking the team, and not the fans. And we're attacking the hockey portion, not their actual lives outside of the sport. Granted, I don't have high hopes for fans of either of those teams, but I thought MAYBE...maybe you were better human beings than that.

Guess not.

8 comments:

  1. First of all, this has nothing to do with hockey, and it's a total cheap shot. It'd be like going to see the new Wall Street movie as a film critic, and in your review, you say the movie sucks because Michael Douglas has cancer.

    LOVE.

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  2. Well fucking said. You know that you're dealing with a moron when they bring up the economy or unemployment during a hockey argument.

    Maybe someone should point out the number of children in the Chicago School System that are murdered every year by shootings (hint: it's higher than the number of total murders in some cities). Every city and region has their fair share of problems, and assholes that bring up Michigan's issues just do so because they are losing the hockey portion of their argument, and they think it makes them look superior, when in fact, all it does is expose them for the douchebags they are.

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  3. Excellent!

    Unfortuantely, Shark fans almost always use the Detroit economy as a factor in dissing the Red Wings fanbase at games... speaking from experience.

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  4. What's funny is, the rest of the country's economy is in the shitter, too. The only reason Detroit stands out is because they have the bigger companies that are taking the hits, namely automotive. Hell, I live in Texas and I can't even count how many people I know that have been laid off since this downward spiral, you just won't hear about them because the companies are too small to make a national headline...and fuck, I am considering moving to Detroit. Who gives a shit, fuck them and their shitty hockey teams.

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  5. Amen. I've heard the 'no jobs' attack more often than not, especially in the year I was in Chicago, and it pissed me off more than anything. Graham commented that "...assholes that bring up Michigan's issues just do so because they are losing the hockey portion of their argument, and they think it makes them look superior, when in fact, all it does is expose them for the douchebags they are" and that's exactly it. As soon as that shot is taken I know the argument is over because their feeble minds can't back it up with anything else. Bravo.

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  6. Very true. It's the last shot of a fallen douchebag who knows he's lost. It's like having a debate and then one debater just says "Yeah, well, your mom's dead. Suck on that." It has absolutely nothing to do with anything, and it's just uncalled for.

    It's funny, I had a Pens fan reply to me saying "OH BAWWWWWW, you Wings fans need to get a thicker skin." Well pardon me, but I suppose I don't find a million plus people losing their homes and jobs as funny and worthy of ridicule as *CERTAIN PEOPLE*.

    I hope when that guy loses his job, he lets me know. He can see how bloody funny it is when I make fun of him for it.

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  7. i found this quote on a blackhawks blog:

    ‎"Going to "your city sucks" arguments just show that you lost in the game and you're scrambling. Can you imagine a Wings fan going, "Remember when Chicago burned down? hahahaha!" That's how dumb you look."

    we may be losing our jobs and homes in detroit, but damn it, we'll never lose our class.

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